By Olivia Gieger ’17, Editor in Chief Every day, runners, walkers, dogs, and baby carriages alike beat down the dirt paths of Wellesley’s Elm Bank reservation. Unbeknownst […]
Wellesley teacher Brophy recognized by SHAPE America
By Max Tracey ‘19, News Editor When Ms. Kathleen Brophy first entered Wellesley High School in 2007 as a fitness and health teacher, she never […]
SATIRE: School fountains reach new low; dehydrate students
By Alex Doe ’16, News Editor In what many students are calling a “new low” for the water fountains at the school, a student needed […]
SATIRE: Featured (better than) teacher: This kid has all the answers
By Zach Miller ’17, Features Editor You’ve seen his kind in all of your classes. Whenever the teacher asks a question, real or rhetorical, there […]
SATIRE: Joke to reality: “It smells like something died in here”
By Jameson O’Neil ’18, Staff Writer On March 11, Patrick Lotor ’19 discovered something strange in the Wellesley High School locker room. The time was […]
SATIRE: Students awakes from Instagram induced coma
By Olivia Gieger ’17, Associate Editor On Thursday, Wellesley residents celebrated the return to consciousness of a sophomore student after she spent a week in […]
SATIRE: Kasich is Krazy
By Matthew Hornung ’16, Staff Writer Voters will face a highly consequential decision this November, carrying with them the responsibility to choose the next President […]
SATIRE: New SAT: The reviews are in!
By Celia Golod ’17, Features Editor With college acceptance rates dropping and pressure from friends and family to attend a top school rising, students are […]
SATIRE: Open-Minded Student Cannot Understand The Color Purple
By Rachel Landau ’16, Photo Editor Dustin Tansley ’16 mentioned recently in English class that he simply could not fathom why he and his peers […]
SATIRE: Adventurous student struggles in Newton
By Peter Santo ’16, Sports Editor Newton may be one of the safest cities in America, but it was certainly a culture shock for one […]