SATIRE: Kasich is Krazy
By Matthew Hornung ’16, Staff Writer Voters will face a highly consequential decision this November, carrying with them the responsibility…
SATIRE: New SAT: The reviews are in!
By Celia Golod ’17, Features Editor With college acceptance rates dropping and pressure from friends and family to attend a…
SATIRE: Open-Minded Student Cannot Understand The Color Purple
By Rachel Landau ’16, Photo Editor Dustin Tansley ’16 mentioned recently in English class that he simply could not fathom…
SATIRE: Adventurous student struggles in Newton
By Peter Santo ’16, Sports Editor Newton may be one of the safest cities in America, but it was certainly…
SATIRE: New species discovered among student body; you won’t believe what they can do!
By Christie Yu ’18, Arts Editor A concoction of deodorant fumes and fermented cafeteria food smells, mixed with the blood,…
SATIRE: 3rd graders prep for prom
By Christine Arumainayagam ’16, Senior Staff Writer Prom: it’s every little girl’s dream. High heels, glittering jewelry, and of course,…
Veni, vidi, vici: A Bradford reporter’s journey abroad the France Fantastic Art Trip
By Carolyn Hale ’18, Arts Editor Days one and two: Art in the city of love [slideshow_deploy id=’4204′]…