By Christie Yu ’18, Arts Editor A concoction of deodorant fumes and fermented cafeteria food smells, mixed with the blood, sweat, and tears of fellow […]
Category: Satire
SATIRE: 3rd graders prep for prom
By Christine Arumainayagam ’16, Senior Staff Writer Prom: it’s every little girl’s dream. High heels, glittering jewelry, and of course, the long, flowing dress that […]
SATIRE: Stuck student stimulates plan to meet budget shortfall
School officials were left in shock last Monday after an eighteen year old student was found living inside his locker. The student, who goes unnamed, […]
SATIRE: My sorrowful snow saga
It is such an inconvenience, I find, having to face the harsh arctic air every morning on my trek out to the car. This winter […]
SATIRE: Alumni explain what the high school is all about
Some select alumni of the high school stopped by The Bradford to explain the true meaning of certain aspects of Wellesley, since they are experts. […]
SATIRE: Proposed changes to student handbook – penalties for sitting in wrong café section
Pending Student Council’s approval, the laws of class warfare at the high school may become more stringent. New rulings, proposed by a group of visibly […]
SATIRE: Kim Kardashian is the best part of being American
Sometimes, I look at the state of the world around us, and I am overcome with the sense that we are fighting a losing battle. […]
SATIRE: Broken glass and slashed tires – students feud over parking spaces
It is understandably difficult for those who walk but a minute from their or their parents’ car to get to and from school in the […]
SATIRE: Just keep driving
Welcome to the United States, home of wide open plains and long stretches of uninterrupted highway that criss-cross the nation’s borders. Thanks to the planning […]